The weather is such a slut. The wind blows everyone. The rain makes everyone wet. The sun makes everyone take their clothes off. And the snow covers everyone in white stuff.



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loraxesarereal:

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SO MUCH WIN
 Why aren’t I friends with these people on FB?
 this blog is hilarious 

I love these people. Why are they not my friends?+

Why aren’t I have smart friends like them? Why can’t I have cool friends that even understand my mind?

coolkidselbbep:

loraxesarereal:

wowfunniestposts:

SO MUCH WIN

 Why aren’t I friends with these people on FB?

this blog is hilarious

I love these people. Why are they not my friends?+

Why aren’t I have smart friends like them? Why can’t I have cool friends that even understand my mind?

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You destroyed my life. my sacrifieses is just a waste….